pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

let’s bang

i mean hang

no i don’t

my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just

teaseuntilyoubeg:

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

this is one of my favourite posts 

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?